PRESIDENT SHOCKS NATION
President Dierks, Highlander sign secretive “Rule of One L” into law

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In a shocking turn of events,

President Dierks was reported to have signed an executive order in secret after meeting with Highlander, defying Congress and establishing the controversial "Rule of One L." The order, which was leaked to the press by an anonymous source within the White House, grants unprecedented powers to the President and effectively consolidates all branches of government under his control and retroactively outlaws the use of double L’s in American English first names.
The President's actions have sparked outrage among lawmakers on both sides of the aisle, with many accusing him of overstepping his constitutional authority. However, supporters of the President argue that the Rule of One L is necessary to combat growing threats to national security and ensure stability in an increasingly volatile world.
As tensions rise between the executive branch and Congress, it remains to be seen how this power struggle will play out. But one thing is certain: President Dierks’ bold move has forever changed the landscape of American politics.